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Post by mrtoepeel on Jul 24, 2005 13:16:20 GMT
while on the topic of dead pigs, apparently sleeping in a large mammal's carcass for a period of over eight hours can relieve many ilnesses, including colds, thrush and headaches.
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Post by shellie on Jul 24, 2005 17:55:06 GMT
Yes I sleep in mammal carcass regularly and I'm fit as a fiddle
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ozzy
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Post by ozzy on Jul 25, 2005 17:30:49 GMT
The last carcass I slept with accussed me of sexual harasment and got a restraining order slapped on me.
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swede
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Post by swede on Jul 27, 2005 10:07:47 GMT
Yo 'Sup Yo
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Post by meatmouth on Jul 27, 2005 17:11:16 GMT
i have an abnormal growth on my forehead. do you think carcass sleeping would help me?
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Post by mrtoepeel on Jul 27, 2005 17:34:09 GMT
i heard that placing half a male duck on the growth and then shouting 'my wife is a marmalade' can help
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tom
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Post by tom on Aug 3, 2005 21:52:17 GMT
do you think we could incorporate your carcass sleeping into one of our live shows ozzy?
we could play some barry white as backing music
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ozzy
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Post by ozzy on Oct 11, 2005 18:03:15 GMT
Hmmmmmm. Interesting. But i don't want to go through all those court proceedings again. So much Styrofoam!!!
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